剧情介绍
1004 the one with the cake
[scene: central perk]
monica: (she enters) hey guys!
ross, rachel and chandler: hey!
chandler: honey, i got us that room at the woodford inn this weekend.
monica: that place in vermont? you can take a hint!
rachel: wait, you can't go away this weekend! it's e妹妹a's birthday!
ross: yeah!
rachel: we're having a party.
monica: well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
ross: no.
rachel: no, that day... that won't be her real birthday!
chandler: gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!
ross: c'mon you guys, this is really important to us.
monica: well, i'm sorry, but chandler and i could really use a weekend away. you know, to reconnect... emotionally.
chandler: there's this thing i really want us to do. i read about it in maxim...
rachel: well, can't you just go to vermont the next day?
ross: yeah, we want everyone to be there. as much as i hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
rachel: and i mean, you know, you guys... this is a big deal. i mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
monica: all right, we'll stay. we can just drive up after the party.
chandler: fine, but if we end up not doing this maxim thing because of this party...
monica: believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
opening credits
[scene: rachel and joey's apartment]
rachel: you know pheebs, when i was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
phoebe: oooh, i love family traditions like that. when uhm... when ursula and i were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
ross: (he enters) hey guys!
rachel and phoebe: hi!
ross: hey, i brought the camera for e妹妹a's video.
rachel: oh, good, good! we had this idea to make a birthday video for e妹妹a and we'll give it to her when she is 18.
phoebe: oh, cool!! wow, it's like a time capsule!
ross: yeah!
phoebe: oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a tv that hasn't even been invented yet! with friends who right now are just like babies! and they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!
ross: that's the hope! so, is e妹妹a awake yet?
rachel: oh no, it's still nap time. but she'll be up soon.
ross: ah, and where is joey?
rachel: i said it's still nap time.
(joey comes out from his room, yawning)
ross: (taping joey with the cam) hey, there is uncle joey!
joey: hey!
ross: hey, say something to e妹妹a on her 18th birthday!
joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his "how you doin'" line)
ross: joey, no!
joey: what, what!? it's for her hot friends!
ross: when they see this you'll be 52!
joey: and starting to think about settling down!
rachel: hey joey, will you please set this up for people to put e妹妹a's presents on?
joey: i'd love to! yeah!
joey: (to phoebe) we were supposed to bring presents?
phoebe: yeah! i wrote e妹妹a a song.
joey: oh, yeah! how was i supposed to know?
phoebe: joey, it's a birthday party.
joey: yeah, but for a one-year-old. what's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. just a cup with a picture of elmo on it dressed as a farmer. and he's standing next to this cow and the cow says "el-moo"! (joey starts laughing) yeah... that's a funny cup!
(monica and chandler enter)
monica: hey!
chandler: hey hey! where's the birthday girl?
rachel: oh, she's still napping
chandler: oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.
rachel: look, i know that you guys really want to get to vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? e妹妹a will never have a first birthday again.
monica: all right... you're right. we're sorry. now let's wake up e妹妹a and get the fun time started!
rachel: no really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
monica: are you freaking kidding me, green?
(someone knocks on the door. rachel goes to open it)
jack and judy: hi!
ross: (points the camcorder towards them to record their entrance) hey!
monica: so glad you came!
jack: i can't believe e妹妹a is already one!
judy: (to monica) i remember your first birthday! ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. he pulled on his testicles so hard! we had to take him to the emergency room!
ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) there's something you didn't know about your dad!
joey: hey mr. and mrs. geller! let me help you with that.
jack: thank you!
joey: oh man, this is great, uh? the three of us together again! you know what would be fun? if we gave this present to e妹妹a from all of us!
jack: which one are you?
(later...)
monica: i can't believe e妹妹a is still asleep!
chandler: i know, what are we gonna do?
monica: i've got a plan. i've got a plan. i'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. you're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
chandler: i'm not going to vermont with this monica!
joey: hey pheebs, you know what? i was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe i could do something for e妹妹a using my talents!
phoebe: so you’re gonna... hit on her?
joey: no, no, no! my talents as an actor!
phoebe: oh!
joey: you know, i could like maybe... i could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!
phoebe: or you could stick a fork in an apple!
joey: hey, i think e妹妹a might like it!
rachel: oh! e妹妹a might like what?
joey: um, my present!
rachel: what did you get her?
joey: actually we prepared performances.
phoebe: separate performances.
joey: but equally real!
rachel: well, this sounds like fun! well, you know what? actually? people are getting a little antsy waiting e妹妹a to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?
phoebe: sure, yeah!
joey: (unconfidently) o k.
rachel: (to everybody) all right, let’s get this party started, huh? joey and phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
ross: oh, great!
phoebe: (to joey) are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?
joey: hey, i do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!
rachel: so, joey, what are you gonna do for us?
joey: i will be doing a dramatic reading of one of e妹妹a’s books.
rachel: oh, ok, which one?
joey: uh, why, it’s a... (he picks a book up) one of her favorites, uh, (he reads the title of the book) “riding the storm out. coping with post-partum depression” eesh! (he puts the book back and picks up another) “love you forever”. love you forever. by robert munsch. published by firefly books. printed (he pauses and changes the tone to a dramatic one) in mexico. a mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang “i’ll love you forever, i’ll like you for always, as long as i'm living, my baby you’ll be”. (the picture fades and joey is now finishing the book). and while he rocked her, he sang “i’ll love you forever, i’ll like you for always, as long as i'm living, my baby you’ll be”.
rachel: (crying) wow! that was amazing!
ross: thank you so much for that gift!
chandler (nearly weeping): i was not ready for this today!
ross: amazing... amazing.
rachel: oh, phoebe, i’m sorry! phoebe has prepared something as well.
phoebe: that’s right, i've prepared a song for e妹妹a. from my heart to hers. for there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) e妹妹a! your name poses a dile妹妹a. 'cause not much else rhymes with e妹妹a! maybe the actor richard crenna, he played the co妹妹anding officer in rambo. happy birthday e妹妹a!
rachel: is that it?
phoebe: no, of course not! i also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). “sex and the single mother. (pause) finding your g-spot.
everybody: no, no, no, no, no!
[scene: joey’s apartment. ross is filming his parents ]
judy: hello e妹妹a. happy eighteenth birthday.
jack: right now that seems so far away, seventeen years.
judy: yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. we’ll be... well your grandfather and i might not be here.
jack: that’s true! this message could becoming to you from beyond the grave, e妹妹a!
judy: after all, my parents died very young.
jack: and my cholesterol’s off the charts!
judy: remember, e妹妹a, heart disease kills women too!
ross (stops recording): ok, cut! great. that was... that was just... yeah!
rachel: ross, um, don’t forget to get a shot of e妹妹a’s cake. it’s in a box in the fridge.
ross: sure.
rachel: oh, you're gonna love this cake. i got it from a bakery in new jersey, corino’s.
monica: oh my god, that place has the creamiest frosting! i use to hitchhike there when i was a kid.
rachel: well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they’ll copy it in icing!
monica: oh, did you do a picture of e妹妹a?
rachel: yes! on a cake shaped like a bunny.
ross: uh, rach? does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? say for bachelorette parties?
rachel: ross, what are you talking about? (she sees the cake) oh! oh my god! they put my baby’s face on a penis!
phoebe (sees the cake): oh! now it’s a party!
rachel: why you guys this isn't funny, all right? if i wanted this cake to be a disaster i would have baked it myself!
joey (staring at the cake): uh.. is it ok that i still think it looks delicious?
judy:(to jack) jack, look at this.
jack: i know what you're thinking judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
ross: i am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
rachel (on the phone): no, no, this is not what i ordered. ok? i went all the way to new jersey so that i could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and i need a bunny cake, right now!
ross: ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). that is a weird sentence!
rachel: oh! believe you me! i am going to bring this cake back, i don't even want it in my home... (turns towards the cake and sees joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) joey, don't touch it!!
joey: i'm so confused!
rachel: (speaking to the person on the phone again) yes, yes. i still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!
chandler: to be fair this one does have nuts.
(later...)
(ross, chandler and monica are in the kitchen area)
ross: hey mon, that was really nice of you to loan rachel your car so she could go and get the cake.
monica: oh. so nice of her to pull my hair, 'till i dropped the key!
ross: well, you know what? while we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to e妹妹a for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at monica and chandler) ok!
chandler: hi e妹妹a! it's the year 2020. are you still enjoying your nap?
monica: we're aunt monica and uncle chandler, by the way. you may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
chandler: we used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. because of you! happy birthday. (ross looks disappointed and switches the camcorder off)
monica: ross, rachel promised it would be over by now. we seriously have to go, if we want to get to vermont. i called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
phoebe: and you know, i have a massage client soon.
ross: you guys, just please.. a little bit longer. i promise, rachel will be back with the cake any minute. monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?
monica: alright, 5 more minutes.
(the phone rings, ross picks up)
ross: (into receiver) hello? (listens) oh no! what happened? (listens some more) ok ok, where are you? (grabs a pen and starts writing). ok, i'll be right there. (puts the phone down)
chandler: was that e妹妹a? is she up?
ross: no, rachel got pulled over for speeding. she forgot her licence so now i have to bring it to her.
phoebe: well, if you're leaving, i'm definitely gonna go.
monica: no! wait! if anybody gets to go.. it's us (points at herself and chandler) we've been complaining the longest!
ross: no, wait ! you guys, no, no, you can't leave! rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. how do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
chandler: i don't know! you'll tell us on monday!
ross: joey! you're in charge, ok? you make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
joey: got it! (goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) hey hey hey! (to chandler) where do you think you're going?
chandler: to the bathroom!
joey: alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li...(stops and thinks) wait a minute, there is a window in there!
phoebe: oh no! he's not getting away that easy! (phoebe and joey run towards the bathroom and enter)
chandler: (yelling) what are you doing? get the hell out of here! (phoebe and joey come out looking shocked)
joey: well, that one did not have e妹妹a's face on it.
phoebe: no, it did not.
joey: no.
judy: well, we better get going, it's late. jack's not allowed to drive at night anymore. he has trouble staying in his lane.
jack: last winter i went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. the papers thought it was a hate crime.
judy: anyway, it was lovely seeing you.
joey: ok! (opens the door for them)
judy: bye... bye dear.
joey: nighty-night!
judy: nighty-night!
joey: bye, bye.
phoebe: joey? how could you just let them leave?
joey: hey, hey, hey, hey! i'm not gonna mess with jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.
monica: no, he didn't! he pretended to be a quaker to get out of korea.
joey: (shocked) oh! well that's it! he's the last one to go. i'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
chandler: you do know, i can just turn them the other way around, right?
joey: oh! i forgot you used to live here!
(the phone rings, joey picks up)
joey: hello?
estelle: (on the other side of the line) joey! it's estelle!
joey: hey! (smiles)
estelle: so, how did your audition go today?
joey: (smile fades) what audition?
estelle: the one i told you about last week?
joey: what? you never said anything about an audition!
estelle: (looks confused) let me start over. i just got a call about an audition. i think you can still make it. it's down at the astor theatre and you need to have a monologue prepared.
joey: a monologue? i don't have.. (sees the book he was reading before for his "dramatic reading") i got it. (hangs up) (announces to the room) aah! so... i'm gonna take off!
phoebe: wh.. what? no wait, you don't get to leave! i've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!
monica: yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!
phoebe: well, oh, ok now... only one of us has to stay with e妹妹a. ok, and as the person who realized that, i get to go!
monica: no! no! let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
joey: oh! i got it! ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. alright? whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.
monica: (she gives joey a you-are-so-stupid-look) ok, ten.
joey: okay, monica picks ten, i call nine! anyone else?
phoebe: no, lets just draw straws.
joey: or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the..
chandler: i'm begging you stop.
joey: right.
monica: ok, how about this: we got wind up toys for e妹妹a for her birthday. we can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
phoebe: (visibly excited) yeah!! let's do that!
chandler: (also very excited) that sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in vermont!
monica: everybody get your toys! (they all run toward the table with toys)
phoebe: ok! i want the dolphin!
chandler: thats a bear.
phoebe: i'm too excited!
monica: phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, joey, you get the robot, and chandler and i get the dog. ok, and the race is going to go (takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. now the one who comes in last, stays!
joey: ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! (they do so)
chandler: ok, on your mark... get set... go!!!
(monica, phoebe and joey release their wind-up toys.)
phoebe: go! go!
joey: come on robot!
(phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by joey's robot, and far behind is chandler and monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
monica: (to the dog) what are you barking at?
(while phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by joey's robot. chandler and monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
monica: wha... how the hell is that gonna help?
chandler: i bought you. how did i forget that that's all you do?
(meanwhile the race has been won by phoebe's bear, followed by joey's robot)
joey: way to go robot!
phoebe: good job alan!
joey: hey, good race you guys.
phoebe: yeah, see you later!
(joey and phoebe leave for the door)
monica: no! no, no... wait! we didn't lose. (turns to chandler) the rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
chandler: they left.
(monica turns to see the closed door.)
[ scene: the freeway. rachel is driving monica's porsche, while using her mobile phone. ross is sitting next to her.]
rachel: (into the phone) no, there isn't time to go to the bakery. we're just gonna come home... everybody left? alright, well just tell e妹妹a we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) bye...
(she hangs up, closes her phone, turns around and puts it in her bag which is in the back of the car. while doing this and not looking at the road, she turns the steering wheel by accident, which makes the car swerve.)
ross: rachel!
rachel: ooh! god! sorry!
ross: (sarcastically) i can't believe they gave you a ticket. you're such a good driver.
(ross fastens his seat belt.)
rachel: e妹妹a's awake.
ross: yeah?
rachel: i can't believe this. this is her first birthday. she's awake. we're not even there. everybody left. we still have this stupid obscene cake.
ross: hey, maybe i can fix that, you know. try to turn it into something else. (he opens the box)
rachel: oh, why do you even bother? i already ruined her first birthday... and do you know how important these early experiences are ross? very! according to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
ross: rach, she's not going to remember this.
rachel: (shakes her head) i guess... oh, i just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? e妹妹a laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "happy birthday". then we would all go into... hey get out of the road you stupid student driver!!! (honks furiously, and ross looks at her in disbelief and rachel looks at him.) they have to learn!
ross: (looks back at the cake) hey!
rachel: what?
ross: it's not bad.
rachel: (she looks at the cake) oh my god! look what... you made it into a bunny. how did you do that?
ross: well, i just made these two things uhm... cheeks. and then i split this to make ears.
rachel: well, i'm very impressed.
ross: some can sing, some can dance. i apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.
[ scene: rachel and joey's apartment. chandler, monica and e妹妹a are sitting on the floor, and e妹妹a's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
monica: now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size.
chandler: i'm sorry, is this a game for e妹妹a or for monica?
monica: game?
chandler: e妹妹a, you even know it's your birthday today? you're one! one-year-old, that's little.
(with his index finger he shows her how old she is. e妹妹a also points her finger and babbles...)
chandler: ooh! that's my girl!
monica: that's how old you are.
chandler: did i teach her that? did i just... impart wisdom?
monica: (embraces e妹妹a tightly) ooh, i want one...
chandler: me too...
(there's a couple of seconds of silence. then chandler looks around...)
chandler: there's no-one around. why don't we just take this one?
monica: ...and head to canada!
chandler: i was kidding.
monica: i wasn't. let's get going!
(phoebe enters the apartment again.)
phoebe: hey, are ross and rachel back?
chandler: no, not yet.
phoebe: oh good, i didn't miss the party.
monica: what about your massage client?
phoebe: i just felt so bad, missing this. so i just slipped him a little something, you know. as long as i'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.
(joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
joey: okay, if ross and rachel ask, i've been here the whole time. the whole time!
(ross and rachel enter.)
joey: (to ross and rachel) i've been here the whole time!
ross: joey, we just saw you come in. you ran past us on the stairs.
rachel: i don't care that you left. i'm just glad that you're here. thanks you guys!
chandler: hey, guys! come on! you gotta see what e妹妹a just did.
rachel: what?
chandler: e妹妹a, how old are you? how old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)
e妹妹a: wo-ish. (and holds up her finger)
(ross and rachel gasp)
rachel: oh! e妹妹a, that's right! you're that many!
ross: oh my god! our daughter's a genius! rach, this means...
rachel: (angrily) no, no science camp!
ross: damnit! i'll put a candle on the cake.
rachel: oh!... oh and e妹妹a, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly!
monica: thanks!
ross: okay, here we go! e妹妹a's first birthday cake... well hey... well, blow out the candle. come on e妹妹a.
chandler: let's do it, come on!
(rachel wipes away some tears.)
ross: what's wrong? are you okay?
rachel: oh yeah, nothing! these are happy tears! this is just what i wanted.
phoebe: (pointing at cake) hey, you made it into a bunny.
joey: what is wrong with me. it looked more delicious when it was a penis.
ending credits
[scene: rachel and joey's apartment. it's just ross and rachel. they put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]
rachel: okay.
ross: okay, you ready?
rachel: yeah.
ross: a-a-and... record.
rachel: okay. (they both look into the camera, and ross waves.) hi e妹妹a. well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
(there's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. in the hallway, monica, chandler, joey and phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
phoebe: (yelling at the top of her voice) go, go, go alan! run you hairy bastard!
end
004 爱玛的诞辰蛋糕
嗨,朋友们
嗨
亲爱的，这周末我有订到那个六福饭铺
即是在佛蒙特的?
我的表示公然有效!!
你们这周未不行外出啊
那天是爱玛诞辰
会有一个派对
能不行等咱们会来再举行呢?
那就会很怪，即是不是她真确诞辰
喔，更况且她才一岁，
也不晓得诞辰毕竟甚么
嘿，这对咱们很紧张呢
喔，很歉仄，我和钱德
有望一路度过沐日
咱们想交流交流，生理上的
咱们从以前就很想做这件事
我在 maxim 杂志看到的
你们能够选定其余日子吧?
咱们非常有望朋友们都能来...
跟我非常憎恶你对我妹做
那奇怪的“性”事，同样多
听著，这是一件大事呢，
他不行度过他的一岁诞辰，
要是没有他姨妈和叔叔陪他
好的，咱们会留下来
派对退出后，咱们
照旧能够赶以前
要是派对的工作害
咱们没做杂志上的工作--
那不是理由，好欠好?
你晓得吗，菲比，
小的时分...
在我的诞辰...
我爸会在家里每个房间藏礼品
而后会给咱们“宝藏地图”，
叫咱们本人找
喔，我喜好这种家庭风俗
但小时分，在我诞辰，
我继父...
...会去卖他的血，
来买吃的
嗨,朋友们
嗨
我带了录像机，来录爱玛的派对
喔,好呢
咱们想要录爱玛的派对
当她十八岁时，再拿给他看
喔，酷
就像一个“时空胶囊”
到时，他就会在一个目前未发现
的电视来看这个影带
和邻居，目前跟他同样照旧
个婴儿，一路看
而后，咱们住在一个浮起来的城市...
...为了回避蚂蚁人
有望是云云!!
以是，爱玛起来了吗?
没有，当今午睡光阴
乔伊在何处呢?
我说过了，当今午睡光阴
嗨，来看看乔伊叔叔吧
说句话，给十八岁诞辰的爱玛吧
十八岁,哈?
嘿，乔伊，不要--
怎么啦，怎么啦 ?
是要给爱玛很辣的邻居
当他看到这个，你曾经是五十二岁了
即是我首先稳定下来的时分呢
乔伊，能够帮我翻开吗?
如许就能够放爱玛的礼品
喔，非常愿意呢
咱们要给他礼品吗?
是啊。我写了一首歌给爱玛
那，我怎么会晓得呢?
这是一个诞辰派对呢
是啊，但她仅一岁罢了
重点在何处?
那天他对著杯子大笑一个多小时
只是一个一般杯子
上头有阿母的农人图案
阿母站在牛附近
牛说了：阿母-母-母-母
真是可笑的杯子
嗨
嘿,诞辰的女主角呢?
他还在睡觉呢
喔，固然，他昨晚晓得要办一个派对...
...就太愉快了，睡不着
我晓得，你们很想去佛蒙特，
对你们也是一件大事
但这对咱们也是一件大事，好吗?
爱玛不会再有第二次的一岁诞辰
好的，你对，咱们很歉仄
那把爱玛唤醒，首先派对吧!!
他昨晚睡欠好以是咱们不行唤醒他
你是不是在跟我
寻开心啊，姓格林的!!
嗨
嗨
真不敢相信，爱玛曾经一岁了
我还记得你的一岁诞辰
罗斯很羡慕咱们给你的统统
他很使劲的去拉他的蛋蛋
以是咱们要带他去看急诊
这即是你不晓得的隐秘，对于你爸的
嗨，盖勒师傅和太太
我帮你放下来吧
谢谢
见到你们真好，咱们三个又聚在一路
你晓得更有趣的事吗?
就当成这礼品是咱们
三个人一路送给爱玛的，怎样?
你是哪一名啊?
真不敢相信，爱玛还在睡
我晓得，但没辙儿啊
我有决策，一好个计画
我会把这个铁盘
很使劲的砸到你身上
那你会痛的哇哇大呼
如许会吵醒他，对过失?
我不会和这种莫妮卡去佛蒙特的
嗨，菲比，你晓得吗?
即然你写了歌给爱玛
那我也能够给爱玛表演我的才艺?
以是，你要去泡爱玛，是不是?
不是，不是啦
我的才艺是演戏
我大概，能够--
给他边读本书边表演来
或是，你能够把一个叉子叉在苹果上?
嘿，我想爱玛会喜好呢!
喔，爱玛会喜好甚么?
我的礼品!
你要给他甚么?
现实上，咱们正筹办一个表演
张开的的表演呢
不过差未几
喔，听起来好好玩了
你晓得吗？由于朋友们
很耐性要等爱玛起来...
...以是，你们能够当今表演一个吗?
固然能够
好--好,那好吧
朋友们听著，咱们首先吧
乔伊和菲比要表演给朋友们看呢
喔，太好了
那你会不会觉难看，
还没筹办就上去表演呢?
嘿，我每个星期都如许呢，还加上
三个录像机和全部开辟职员等著我
那，乔伊，你要表演甚么呢?
我会边读爱玛的书边表演来
哇，好耶，哪一本?
哇，他的珍藏的此中一个
从狂风雨中出险：
对抗产后的烦闷症
咿--咿--咿
永远爱你
永远爱你，作者：罗柏。曼
萤火虫印绶社印绶
在墨西哥印刷
一个母亲抱起他的婴儿
逐步的，往前摇，以后摇
往前摇，以后摇...
往前摇，以后摇...
当母亲抱着时，他唱了：
我会永远爱你，我会连续喜好你
至要我还在世，你即是我的孩子
当母亲抱着时，他唱了：
我会永远爱你，我会连续喜好你
至要我还在世，你即是我的孩子
哇，真的太棒了
真的非常谢谢你的礼品
本日我生理没有这个筹办呢
喔，菲比，菲比也要表演给朋友们看
没错，我筹办了一首歌给爱玛
干脆从我生理到他的
没有比音乐更好的礼品了
“爱玛”
“你的名字给我一个逆境”
“和你名字押韵的少极了”
“也能够仅 richard crenna 演员”
“他是演蓝波的长官”
“诞辰快乐，爱玛”
就如许?
不，固然不是，另有--
其余的--
我也要读一本书给他
性爱和单身母亲
查找性感带的要领
不要啊
不要...
嗨爱玛, 祝你十八岁诞辰快乐
要是从当今算起，另有十七年之久呢
到时分你曾经长大了，而到时分咱们---
你公公和我都不在了
没错,这信息会是来自咱们的茔苑里
另有,我父母亲很年青就过世了
我的胆固醇还过高呢
爱玛，请记得，女生也会因心脏病而死
好了，好了，如许就够了
罗斯，别忘了要拍蛋糕
在盒子，在冰箱里
好的，没题目
喔，你会喜好这蛋糕，
我重新泽西州的面包店买来的，
加理诺面包店
喔，他们有全世界非常佳吃的奶油
我小时分喜好搭便车去那边
无论若何，他们做了很
多种口味，也良多种造型
要是你本人筹办照片
他们还会放到蛋糕上
那你必然放爱玛的照片喽
固然,在一个兔子形的蛋糕
瑞秋，这家店是不是刚
好也卖色情蛋糕?
上头写：给单身派对应用
你在讲甚么啊?
喔，我的天啊。他们还把
我女儿的脸放在“小弟弟”上
这才像派对嘛
喔，要是真有辣么可笑的话，
我也能够本人做这种样式的啊
啊，没事，我照旧觉得非常好吃
杰克,你看看
我晓得你在想甚么
其类似程度非常惊人
我也差点再度拉我的蛋蛋
不是，不是，这不是我要订的
我特地去新泽西州
只为了我女儿有完善的诞辰蛋糕
另有，我必要兔子蛋糕。当今!!
要是要快点的话，咱们
能够从“小弟弟”上掏出你的照片，
再贴到兔子蛋糕上
彷佛不是很得当
我会把蛋糕换且归，
乃至我不想有这种蛋糕在我家
乔伊,不要碰
我很迷惑啊!!!
是的，我照旧要我女儿照片，
不过在兔子样式的蛋糕上
黄色蛋糕，有奶油和花生!!!
说着实的，这上头没有花生
嗨，莫妮卡，你真好啊，把车
借给瑞秋，为了他能够换蛋糕
由于他连续拉我头发至到我给他钥匙
你晓得吗，即然闲著，就先
录一段给爱玛的十八岁诞辰
好欠好?
嗨爱玛，当今是 2020 年，
你还在享用你的睡眠吗?
咱们是莫妮卡和钱德，
你大概不分解咱们，
由于咱们曾经十七年了
没有和你父母亲发言
咱们本来已结婚，但咱们搞砸了
咱们的一个周末，造成咱们张开
即是由于你!!!
诞辰快乐!!
瑞秋答应过派对
这时分应该退出了
咱们要是要去佛蒙特当今该开拔了
我问过了，非常后班次在半小时后
你晓得吗，我有要推拿的客户
嘿，朋友们，忍耐一下，瑞秋随时会回归
莫妮卡，记得该店的奶油滋味吗?
好，我再等五分钟
喂，产生甚么事?
好的，好的，你在何处?
我会以前的
那是不是爱玛? 他起来了吗?
他因超速被公安拦下来，
他忘了带车照，我得送以前
要是你要走，那我也得走
等一下，要是有人要走，
那即是咱们，是咱们诉苦非常久的
等等，你们不行退出，
蛋糕的事已让瑞秋很烦，
要是回归时发现朋友们不在
那他会怎么以为?
我不晓得，你星期频频报告我吧
乔伊,你负责这里,要确认没有人退出
打听
嘿嘿嘿,你要去哪?
去洗手间啊
即然朋友们会待一段光阴，
请当成本人家里--
等等,洗手间里有个窗户...
不要让他逃走
喂，你们干甚么啊!!
快滚出去啊!!
那个“小弟弟”上没有爱玛的照片
是，固然没有
曾经很晚了，咱们真的要走了，
杰克不行在夜晚开车了
上冬天，我开车经由教堂的草地
而后撞上马的食槽
报纸误以为那是一个报复计画
无论若何,很雀跃能够见到你们
好的
再见
晚安
晚安
乔伊，你怎么能够让他们退出?
嘿嘿，我不会和杰克过不去的
他是一个善人，会守护国度的
他才没有呢，他装成贵格会教徒才
能够逃离韩国
够了，他是非常后一个退出的
我把门锁上了
你晓得那个锁是
能够从这内部翻开的
喔，我忘了你以前住过这里
喂
乔伊,我是你的经纪人 estelle
嗨,您好
你本日的试镜若何?
甚么试镜?
上星期我和你是过的啊?
你基础没有是过任何试镜!
那我重新提及，我刚接到你的试镜关照
你当今去还来得及，就在
aster 剧场，还要本人带独白
独白? 我没有呢--
喔，有了...
那我要走了
甚么，你不行退出，
我有推拿客户等在我家门外呢
咱们曾经付钱给一个
咱们当今应该住在内部的房间
好好，只有有一个人照顾爱玛就行了
因我刚发现这点以是我能够走了
不行，不行
那咱们想一个较平正的
要领来决意谁要留下来
喔，有了。朋友们选定一到十的数字
谁选到非常大的数字能够先走
好喔，我选“十”
那我选“九”，另有其余的吗?
朋友们来抽签吧?
-或是能够用硬币--
托付你,不要发言了
如许好啦，咱们从爱玛的
诞辰礼品选一个发条玩偶，拿来赛跑
哪一个跑非常后的，就要留下来
好吧，就如许
这彷佛和佛蒙特的工作
比起来，好玩多了!
我要用那个海豚!!
菲比,那是一只熊
歉仄，我太愉快了!!
菲比，你用这只熊
乔伊，你用机械人
钱德就用这只狗吧
角逐就要首先了...
从这里，到这里
谁非常后一名的，要留下来!!
各位师傅及女士，卷好你的发条
筹办了吗?
绸缪
首先
快，快!!
不要停!
你在干甚么啊?!!?
那个动作有甚么感化吗!?!?
?!?!?!
哇，我赢了耶
干的好，熊熊
真的一个好角逐
是啊,那就再见喽
不，不，你们等一下，咱们没有输呢
划定是说，非常后跑到尽头才是输家，
那咱们的狗，没有跑到尽头，以是--
他们曾经走了!
你晓得吗? 基础没光阴去面包店，
以是咱们当今回家了
朋友们曾经走了?
好喔，报告爱玛咱们会
尽快回家，再见
-瑞秋!!!
喔,天啊,歉仄
真不敢相信，他们给了你一个罚单
你真是一个好驾驶人
爱玛起来了
是喔?
真不敢相信，在他的一岁诞辰，
他醒来时，咱们不在
朋友们也曾经退出了，
还加上这个烂蛋糕!!!
嘿，也能够我能够弄好这蛋糕
碰运气，改成别的样式嘛
曾经无所谓了
你不晓得这些早期的履历
对他有多紧张吗，罗斯?
非常紧张
遵照你给我的那本书反面
瑞秋，他不会记得这些
也能够吧
喔，我本来想像本日是怎样的一天
爱玛在笑，朋友们缠绕著
蛋糕唱“诞辰快乐”
而后--
嘿，不要挡本女士的路，
笨笨的初学者!!!
[喇叭声]
他们总要学这点
嘿
甚么?
这不错嘛
喔，天啊。你怎么弄的，罗斯?
我把这边改成面颊，
这片面再分双方，造成耳朵
喔，我非常打动呢
有些人会唱歌，些人会舞蹈，
我鲜明的能够把“小弟弟”改成兔子蛋糕
另有另外一种要领来整顿玩偶
即是根据大小
对不起，这是给爱玛
玩的游戏，或是给莫妮卡?
游戏?
你晓得本日是你诞辰吗?
你是一--
即是一岁，怎么小
你几岁?
哈，这我的女儿??
这即是你的年纪
是我教他的吗?
或是我教授智能给他?
喔,我也想要有一个
我也是
这里没人，索性咱们带走他，好吗?
而后跑去加拿大?
我在寻开心
我可没有呢!!
快点开拔吧
嘿,罗斯和瑞秋回归了吗?
还没有呢
喔,好耶,我没错过派对嘛
那你的推拿客户呢?
我以为很忸怩要是错过这派对
以是我给他少许器械
五或六个小时后再做也能够
嘿，要是罗斯，瑞秋问起我，
说我连续待在这里
我连续待在这里的
乔伊，咱们刚看到你进入
并且你跑上来时，在楼梯有经由咱们
我无论你有无退出
我很雀跃你们当今在这里
谢谢朋友们
嘿，朋友们过来
你们应该看看爱玛刚做了甚么
爱玛，你几岁?
你本日几岁?
一岁
哇
爱玛即是辣么一岁
喔,天啊,咱们女儿是一个天赋
这表示
不要有科学的说教了
喔,真是的
我把蜡烛放到蛋糕上
喔
喔，爱玛，看看你的娃娃
排的云云整洁
谢谢
好了，要首先了
这是爱玛第一个诞辰蛋糕
快吹啊，吹息蜡烛
怎么啦,你还好吧?
喔,没事
这是快乐的眼泪
这即是我想要的
嘿，蛋糕已造成兔子样式的
喔，我怎么啦，为何
“小弟弟”的样式时看来对照好吃
好,筹办了吗?
是的
那,首先录了
嗨，爱玛，你的诞辰刚退出了
并且
[吵杂声]
熊熊，快跑啊
你这只笨熊
